"yeah, like totally dude! and you should call it something cute like "hey everybody come surf with all of us hardcores in oregon where it's always so good and we all rip.com" and then all the fukwits can roll up in their elements and subarus and check your website on their iphone with their left hand while holding their steaming lattes in their right and make sure the sun is lighting their 180 dollar recycled patagonia sweaters just right so they look like retired underwear models while they blast the coolest tunes on their satalite radios loud enough that the locals don't have to hear the sqawking of the seagulls and that annoying background swooshing sound that the ocean has been making before they all got there. that would be rad!"
rollin hard on the floor, spilled bongwater, stabbed self with remote fucking funny.
This was in response to the genius surf predictors who live inland, really far inland.
Predicting surf in Oregon is easy.
Show up.
See it good.
Predict you will surf.
OSP=FAIL
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