Harbor Master: Can I speak with Mr. Lewis please?
Me: This is he...
HM: Um, your boat broke loose and is beached on the south slough...guess the wind got her.
Me: Crap.
HB: She was loose so we had her towed. Where exactly was she docked?
Me: Anchored on a mooring ball up the slough.
HB: Ok.
Me: How much?
HM: 1200.00...
HM: There is some clean up we have to do...
Me: What boat? Wrong Mr. Lewis!
HM: Hello?
Me: 'click'
Shit happens when the wind hits 50 knots....
Merry Christmas.
